Thursday, 24 November 2011

Welcome Accent Press author, Victoria Blisse!

Hi Victoria!

It's great to have you here and to be a part of your tour - hope my visitors and readers offer you a fab welcome. Over to you!

That's funny!

I think a lot of people would believe that humour and erotica should never meet. When sex comes to mind you don't generally think of laughter at the same time! However I want to beg to differ. I think humour and erotica can and do work well together.

What is one of the first thing women will say when asked what they desire in a partner? Often they will say a good sense of humour. Someone who can make us laugh is sexy! They put us at our ease and that in turn makes us feel confident and sexy, laughter is brilliant foreplay.

But laughter isn't a no-no as things get even more serious. I think it again works to put people at their ease and sometimes you just need to let go of some tension so you can enjoy the rest of the proceedings if you know what I mean! Humour works in all kinds of serious situations, here's an excerpt from Naughty Rendezvous to illustrate my point.

I may not be able to promise that I’ll never hurt you or your sweet little child but I can promise to try

my hardest to treasure you both in the way you deserve to be treasured.’

‘Thanks,’ I sniff, ‘I’m sorry I doubted you.’

‘Oh, it’s OK. I’ll spank you for it later.’ He grins and then leans in to kiss me. Our lips meet and all fears melt away as our giggles spill between our kissing lips.

‘You’re incorrigible,’ I tut, jokingly.

‘Yes, and encourageable.’ He chuckles and we kiss again, our arms wrapping firmly around each other.

The phone ringing breaks through our haze of happiness.

‘Oh shit that’ll be Mum,’ I curse, as I leap up and run to the phone.

‘Hello, Mum.’ I feel Joe’s hands on my hips, his body pressing against me. ‘Half an hour? OK then.’

His hands reach round me and cup my breasts. I hold back a moan as his hardness presses against my bottom.

'I’ll see you in 30 minutes then, Mum. Bye.’

As I put the phone down, he spins me round and kisses me firmly.

‘Joe,’ I fight to gasp out. ‘My mum will be here in half an hour ¨I’ve got to change.’

‘OK, I’ll give you a hand.’

He slips off my skirt and moves his hands up to the front of my blouse, undoing the buttons.

‘Joe,’ I gasp as he slips the material off my arms and reaches round me to pop open my bra. ‘I have to change, like, now.’ Off comes the bra and the words freeze in my mouth as his lips latch on to my breast, sucking and nibbling on my excited nipple.

‘Joe!’ Once more, I try and get over to him the urgency of this matter but his lips have dipped lower and I find myself leaning back against the wall to keep from falling backwards. He forcefully splits my thighs and kneels before me. He looks up, his nose literally brushing the curls covering my pussy.

‘Shall I stop?’

‘No,’ I gasp, ‘but, please, be quick.’

He doesn’t waste time on words as his fingers split my moist lips wide, his tongue lapping up and down my slit. I gasp and run my fingers through his hair, pulling him in close, his tongue driving me wild, pushing me closer and closer to orgasm,

‘Joe,’ I pant. ‘Oh, Joe.’ I pull on his hair, tugging it as he wiggles his tongue inside me, then tickles and flicks over my clit, establishing a rhythm that proves too much.

I yell his name as I come, clutching him to me, as he licks and sucks till the vibrations stop.

‘OK, now you can go and get dressed.’ He grins. ‘I’ll tidy up down here.’

‘Ah, no wonder I love you,’ I quip, pressing my lips to his as he stands, savouring the taste of my femininity there.

‘I love you too,’ he replies as I run off upstairs to get dressed. ‘You naughty minx.’

If you want to read more of my mix of funny and sexy pick up Naughty Rendezvous or browse through any other of my tales as I can't help joking about in my stories!

What do you think? Is funny sexy?


Joe gives Leanna her perfect punishment.

Joe likes to tease and single mum Leanna loves it too. When they meet up for their first official date, the sparks fly but who's going to crack first? Will Joe's intimate questions and kiss and run tactics bring Leanna to her knees or will Leanna's curves, flashed in moments of exhibition drive Joe to rip off all her clothes and indulge his urges?

How will she react to Joe's domination and will she be turned on by his spankings? She's going to be a naughty girl, so she's bound to find out.

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Victoria Blisse is a Mother, Wife, Christian, Manchester United Fan and Award Winning Erotica Authoress.

She is equally at home behind a laptop or a cooker and she loves to create stories, poems, cakes and biscuits that make people happy. She was born near Manchester, England and her northern English quirkiness shows through in all of her stories. Passion, love and laughter fill her works, just as they fill her busy life.

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Comment on this post or any in the Naughty Rendezvous Blog Tour and you will be in with a chance to win one of these prizes:

A Print novel, Tempting Rendezvous.

All three eBooks in the Getting Together trilogy.

A copy of the eBook Restoration.

All you need to do is comment on this post and make sure your email address is included there somewhere (feel free to type as myname AT myemailprovider DOT com to avoid attracting spam!) and your comment will be counted in the draw.

One comment per blog will be counted but there are 10 blogs in the Naughty Rendezvous blog tour and if you comment on all of them that gives you 10 chances to win!

Victoria Blisse will choose the three winners on the 4th December and will announce them on Good Luck!

Thanks for being here, Victoria and loads of luck with your tour!



  1. Oh there is definitely a place for comedy in erotica it creates bonds and helps put people at ease. When something I'm reading makes me smile or makes me laugh it'll always rate higher with me.

  2. Yes, yes, yes to humo(u)r plus sex! And how well you do it--incorrigible/encourageable is a gem of seductive banter. Hooray!

  3. Thanks for having me Rachel!

    Kevin -I quite agree!

    Jeremy -Thank you for your lovely comment!